I was... curious...


1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Poppin' fresh Ludwig

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Four out of Five dentists recommend Ludwig

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
The Ludwig of your Life.

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Get more from Ludwig
(... *raises an eyebrow*)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Taste the Ludwig.
(...)

6. To someone you dislike?
I'd like to buy the world a Ludwig.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
There's first love, and there's Ludwig love.

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Does she or Doesn't she? Only her Ludwig knows for sure.

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
If only everything in life was as Reliable as Ludwig

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Think Ludwig

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Good Ludwig has Danish written all over it

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Chocolate Ludwig since 1911

13. What are the best words to describe you?
The World's Ludwig Marketplace

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
They drink Ludwig in the Congo

15. Your last words before you die...
Every kiss begins with Ludwig

16. Your message to a special someone..
Next to the breast, Ludwig's the Best.

17. Title of this post will be..
Ask The man from the Ludwig

...

No



What is this.
I don't even.


What a waste of time.


*goes back to shuffling paperwork*